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Drunk Russian New Girl:
(runs over to Dy. and hugs her, speaking with a THICK russian accent) Oh! I luvv you sooooo mutch! Very very niiice.
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Dy:
(laughing) Thanks.
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DRNG:
And da boobies, dey are so nice.
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Me:
Yea, Dy's got great tits.
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DRNG:
Vuht? I russian. My english issss not soooo gud. I don't understand.
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Me:
(grabbing my own tits and 'showing them') Breasts, I mean breasts.
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DRNG:
Ah! You mean da breasts! No, mine are no soo good.
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Me:
No, no, I meant Dy's. Dy has lovely breasts.
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DRNG:
Ah! Yes. I luvv da boobies! Dey are soo nice!